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To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.
Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.
In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’
‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’
‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’
Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
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Similar to getting crunk. It is to commense drinking, smoking, sniffing, etc. Anything that causes some type of "high" can be considered as to cause cranking.
What the fuck man??!! I'm on my fifth cup of Bud and you haven't started! Man get the cranking!!!! So we can all get cranked!
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The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.
Dude, check out this sweet GPS I got out cranking last night!
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Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.
Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.
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A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"
2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"
3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
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Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!
person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
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A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.
That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.
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