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The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.
So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.
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when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.
Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!
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When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.
I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!
homos that love to be cumdumped by hung uncut guys with smegma.
A good cream cheese queen knows the taste of a good dick.
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A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.
She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?
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A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"
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When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
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