Credit Whore

Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.

Credit Whore is someone who puts money in tip jar and then shouts, "I just put a dollar in the tip jar".

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credit deficiency

Not having enough credits to be a normal college student. These kids are usually made fun of, even by gingers.

Dont stare, but Chris B. has credit deficiency.

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Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

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Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

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Social credit

So, this is the latest meme in the Internet. This originated from the PRC which wants to add a score to track whether you did anything bad, notably, are you against Chinese wills, which will deduct or increase your score and get privileges or penalties. Who knows is it real, but outside of the PRC, it is wildly used as a meme to mock the PRC (please don't screw me up) or whatever.
(I live in Hong Kong save us)

Taiwan is not a country
你获得了50分社会信用 (you obtained 50 points of social credit)

Taiwan should be a country
我操你妈，扣去100分社会信用 (fuck you, deduct 100 points of social credit)

B R U H W C N M
(please don't screw me the politics on the island are really complex)

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sextra credit

Performing Sexual favors to raise a grade.

Mactaggart boned ms. Wojtas for some Sextra Credit.

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Credit Creep

Someone who’s always begging for more credit on an account even though they can’t pay for what they already have.

Ashton was a credit creep who would call all of his credit cards each month to demand a higher credit line even though he never paid them on time.

“Barkeep, I want to open another tab!”
“Go fuck yourself credit creep. You still owe $900 from last month and until you pay it off you will have to pay cash.”

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