Bat Credit Card

Reference made by the Nostalgia Critic when reviewing the Batman and Robin movie when Batman pulled out a credit card with the Batman symbol on it. The mere mention of the Bat Credit card will get the Nostalgia Critic to go into a rage while shooting a pistol randomly.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL YA!! *bang bang bang bang*

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credit card slave

A person working to pay off huge debts.

Freya didn't really understand how credit card interest rates work, and ran up large debts during her college days. Now, she is a credit card slave; because most of her salary goes into paying them off.

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credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

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French Credit Card

When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.

Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.

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Credit carding

A sexual position in which a male lays on his stomach and the female straddles the males' butt and then slides her vagina lips up and down the inside of his buttcrack

Tina and Harry are into some weird stuff in bed. I heard they got caught credit carding the other night.

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Credit Card Required

When a free servicemakes you use a credit card
wow so "free"

huh that site says its free but I need a credit card required

Kentucky credit card

A 5 gallon gas can with a siphon hose used to steal gas from someone else's car.

Bring the Kentucky credit card, I need gas.

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