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mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!

SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.

by Mahmhn May 24, 2009

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fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 November 15, 2007

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crescent guy

A person (male) who belongs on Crescent Street in Montreal. Though exact defining characteristics are elusive, one is always sure when one meets a Crescent Guy.

Wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. Looks like every other douchebag on Crescent Street.

I asked for a pic and he sent me the most blatantly posed, looking-off-into-the-distance picture I've seen in a decade. What a fucking Crescent Guy.

by anticrescentguy September 12, 2009

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Crescent fresh

Commonly used hippy jargon, meaning overly passive and unproductive.

President Obama is so Crescent fresh the way he borrows money from other countries and gives it to unproductive drug addicts already overly coddled by the welfare state. So cres.

by populationcontrol April 8, 2011

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crescent wrench

While doing anal the partner sit and spins.

Last night was crazy! I threw that crescent wrench at him.

by Nymphiniti August 22, 2014

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Crescent Fresh

To feel clean in the vaginal area. Crescent being in referance to shape of a woman nether parts.

I'm not feeling very crescent fresh today, maybe I should get some Vagicil."

by Jennifer Marin August 26, 2010

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Crescent City Cloth

The "Crescent City Cloth" is the official gameday towel for New Orleans Saints fans. It was given that name by the fan club Big Easy Mafia. It is the equivalent to the Steelers "Terrible Towel" only better.

Everyone was twirling the Crescent City Cloth screaming Who Dat after the Saints touchdown.

by NOLAmayor June 5, 2015

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