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One of the leading Criminal Organizations in Eastern Europe. The Croatian Mafia is split between 3 families, which act as one. 95% of the Croatian Government is Mafia controlled. The Croatian Mafia is a major kingpin in Afghani Heroin trafficking, human trafficking, and money laundering. The Mafia is said to be still 'underground and undedected' by Croatian Officials. Also, The Don of the Families is said to have strong connections with the IRA and the Italian Mafia.
The Serbian chetnik known as 'Pussy Arkan' was assasinated by 3 Croatian Mafia connected Hitman in the lobby of a 4 star Belgrade Hotel. He was shot to death with 9mm fully automatic SUB-UZIS. It was said that his Vigina bled also.
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When an uncircumcised man holds his his foreskin open and one or more other males ejaculates into the opening.
After the football (soccer) game we all went back to Dinko's house. Since his team lost, he pulled out his hog and we gave him a Croatian Creamsicle.
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The langugage spoken by Serbians and Croatians. Croatians speak it a little differently though.
Serbo-Croatian is a language.
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When you're having sex with someone then proceed to shit on their stomach, rub your hand in it; then shove it in their mouth.
"Dude I just gave this girl the best Croatian Mudslide last night..."
"That's disgusting..."
When a couple scissors each other while watching reality tv
Hey babe - it's time for a croatian cuddle
When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.
That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!
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A languague made up of Serbian and Croatian words.
Serbo-Croatian was the official languague of ex-Yugoslavia.
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