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Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”
“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”
Or
“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”
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More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.
"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC
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Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
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See crock of shit.
Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.
"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."
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The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.
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1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.
2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth
1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.
2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.
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The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.
"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"