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If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem
I love using my cheese croissant
Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.
You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.
The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.
I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.
This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.
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Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.
Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!
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A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.
Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted
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Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.
I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!
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