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A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.
Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons
The cruddy sediment left at the bottom of a red wine bottle.
yo I almost swallowed the freaking wine crouton!?
Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.
"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"
Something you say to be nice when you're not sure what the other person is talking about. Basically means thats nice, or thats cool. It is also used to throw off the direction of a person that talks too much. Can also be used when someone under the influence of a substance says some weird stuff that doesn't make sense.
Person 1: blah Blah blah Blah blah So this time it was like blah Blah blah Blah
Person 2: Right on crouton!
Person 1: Right on crouton? Whats that? I don't get it.
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A name used in refrence to a homeless person due to the fact that the homeless fight to the death over small things such as croutons.
"Why do Crouton Gladiators always ask me for money?"
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A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established bread based crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.
"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lush Vicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"
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butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton
calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair
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