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The Crumble Song - The best song every made, written, produced and sang by Lorraine Bowen.
The Crumble Song:
"Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble. In fact I've got some in the oven, would you like some?"
A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.
"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"
Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross
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the original state of the well known drug named, cannabis.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.
eyup cocker, why dunt tha bend oer nd let me enjoy this crumbly hash?
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To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating
Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble
When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off
Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble
Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream
A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.
Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?
Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.