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An old cum stain that has molded and turned colors.
We are pretty sure that the stains on Kandice's rug are cumquats!
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A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.
Cumquat with never play football again.
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An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.
Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.
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A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously
DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!
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Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.
I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
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