man curd

1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.

I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.

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WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.

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large curd

Cottage cheese that is of the large curd variety.

"For dinner today I had large curd because it is a great source of protein."

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curd casserole

A rather humorous way of referring to what some may call a "bearded clam." Often times the word will be used in reference to having sex with a nasty hooker.

What are you doing tonight?

I am going into the city to pick up chicks. If all else fails, I might be settling for some curd casserole.

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Cheese Curd

When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.

I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.

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gas the curds

slang - "to smoke marijuana." or "to get high."

A: Yo, I just got a twenty sac!
B: Word? Let's go gas the curds!

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pussy curd

When a woman has dried sperm (male or female) on her pubes or anywhere on the outside or near her pussy. Similar to dick cheese.

guy 1 "Damn why did you break up with that bitch she got a fine ass!"

guy 2 "She had fuckin pussy curds!"

guy 1 "Nasty!"

or

guy 1 "You suck dick!"

guy 2 "Well you smell like pussy curds!"

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turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

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