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Popular exercise often performed by Frat Boys which involves standing in the squat rack for extended periods of time curling pitifully small weights. This activity pisses off serious weight lifters who want to use the squat rack for its intended purpose: squatting.
Last week there was this prettyboy doing frat-curls on my leg day, so I took him out back and shoved a barbell up his ass.
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Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs
I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.
The act of being carried by one's female(or male) mate as if you were being carried out of the church after being wed, but make sure that your crotch and her/his mouth are perpendicular with each other. Once set, have said female(or male) curl you up as if you were a bar bell, thus making it to were your erect penis is inserted into her/his mouth, giving you a blow job. Repeat process until fully pleasured.
"So how did the date with Olga go last night??"
"Dude.....she gave me a curl job...."
A) Unavoidable outcome
B) An often sad or wrong status quo that has always been, and is not likely to change
C) A set of events that come full circle
It comes from the song of the same name from the American band Mastodon. The song is about drug addicts cutting down trees with burls. Those burls - with their beautiful curls - are then sold to wood workers, which in turn allows them to buy even more drugs.
"It's just the curl of the burl
That's just the way of the world"
If you mess with them you'll end up dead. That's just the curl of the burl.
The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.
Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.
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1. Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his biceps, triceps, delts.
2. Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his upper body. For example. His work out may consist of doing curls, tricep extentions and bench pressing; yet he does not squat, deadlift, dip, etc.
Look at Tony. He's such a curl jockey. I never see that guy in the cage doing squats or deadlifts for that matter.
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Something in conversation that renders a normally chatty person utterly speechless, and usually red with embarrassment. From: Hetalia's main character Italy, who motormouths nonstop, has a peculiar hair curl that, when pulled, renders him speechless and red faced.
She was lecturing me about drugs in front of everyone at church until I told her I saw her drunk just last week. I sure pulled her Italy curl!
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