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Cursive

A mythical text used throughout history but unreadable to those who are not trained.
This ancient text is also used now by people who want to look smart.

Person 1: what does this say?
Person 2: oh it's cursive, yeah I never learnt to read cursive

Person 3: hohoho you are all fools, this only says "the fastest ways to find an idiot who uses their knowledge to insult you is to pretend to not know cursive"
Person 1&2: *stare*
Person 3: wait a minute

by AvixK February 29, 2020


writes in cursive

Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.

Stay away from the one who writes in cursive.

by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018


Kentucky Cursive

Peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting.

After fucking Frank's mom, he wrote Frank's name in Kentucky Cursive.

by Peesalot July 11, 2017


shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023


cursive fuck boy

A guy that is in an armed services branch and is also a fuck boy.

Cursive fuck boys have the appearance of being extra well mannered and more of a gentleman than the average guy. They use this image to their advantage along with standard fuck boy tactics.

Terry: What happened to Kayla's new man? Did he get deployed overseas?
Sammy: Nah, she forgot no type of man is exempt from the possibility of being a fuck boy, he just may be a cursive fuck boy.

Terry: Cursive fuck boy?
Sammy: A fuck boy in uniform

by thiccori March 27, 2021


speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together

He is speaking in cursive again.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017


Chocolate Cursive

A variant on old-English cursive commonly used when putting icing on cake.

"HAPPY Birthday Slut" is Chocolate Cursive for "HAPPY Birthday (insert friend's name here)".

by I Told You Edward January 13, 2013