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The smartest and funniest mother f***** in the whole d*** world! he can make anybody laugh there freakin heads off!!
I'm Rick James Bitch!
UMMMMMMM BITCH!!!
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A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.
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Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.
He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.
Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).
He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
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Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.
If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel
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One of the greatest comedians of our time. Dave Chappelle once hosted a show back in 2004 on Comdy Central called, Chappelle's Show. The show featured many skits, lots having to do with black and / or white people, and sometimes celebrities. However, after the 2nd season, the show sadly ended, the world then declined into depression. People thought their lives were ruined, because they would no longer hear the angel-like voice of Dave Chappelle any longer. Then something called, YouTube came along and everyone began posting Dave Chappelle clips, and the world was saved.
Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian, and his voice is incredible.
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Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.
Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.
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A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.
Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":
1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."
2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
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