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December 1.
National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!
Example:
Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!
On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.
🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!
Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
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Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14
i cant im hanging with my girl
dude thats stupid
nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
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it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.
AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.
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April 24 is just a normal day like every other day. It's just some stupid fantasy that some small dick men think of. Also many women and some men are horrified from this day because of some men or i say little boys.
But if you think April 24 aka rape day is real then think again stupid because no one is gonna touch you bitch. Also if you "like" this day you can go fuck yourself in jail dumbass. April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid and is nothing!
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Teacher: "Homework?"
Kid: "Nah it's national don't give a fuck day"
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