Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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The Francis Defence

Used if you are caught watching something or listening to something strange

Man 1 : Why the hell are you watching that?
Man 2 : Oh Francis sent it me
Man 1 : Try to use The Francis Defence aren't ya?

Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

king defence

in chess when the king defends two or more pieces at the same time

Miguel used the king defence to fend of my fork.

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation

"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"