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When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.
Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.
Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?
An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.
The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.
One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.
Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.
Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!
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pimp ass detective in the shape of a ballsack
detective scrote was on family guy making fun of the show the shield
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A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.
"hey baby you wanna Detective Pikachu tonight?"
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