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taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
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The smallest penis know to man. You'd need some mighty fine equipment to see that small thing
Wow that guy had like no dick. He must have a Devan's Cock
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The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha
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Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
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The best most beautiful person to have ever existed, when you see a devan your heart will stop because of how gorgeous and beautiful they are you will never meet another person like devan, devan is amazing and so talented and also loves stirring the pot. Theres no single word that is able to describe how extraordinarily out of this world they are, sometimes you will question if they’re really real because of how cool they are. They defy the laws of everything by existing because they’re so perfect its unreal. Aswell as devan is also really silly and sometimes says stuff thats out of pocket, and some random bs that’s concerning as well and will infact and will send you videos that even albert einstein couldn’t figure out a response if he tried. Devan does a variety of things such as wrestling, choir and art too they’re extremely talented. They’re also ungodly unbelievably hot af, they’ll make you cum just by looking at them.
Friend: you know devon?
Friend2: yeah she hot as hell, funny too.
Friend3: i’d be a whore for them anyday.
Friend4: i wanna kiss them.
Friend5: i wanna marry devan.
Friend: realsies