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taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
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The smallest penis know to man. You'd need some mighty fine equipment to see that small thing
Wow that guy had like no dick. He must have a Devan's Cock
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The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha
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Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
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When a homophobe participates in anal sex with multiple men within one hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit for later.
Stay away from that man, he enjoys being a dirty Devan every Thursday night.