Roblox Developer

A person who does not know what grass feels like because they have not stepped foot outside ever since they made a Roblox account, these people usually just sit on their asses all day coding some overrated half-assed piece of shit trend game that is dickriding off of the success of some original game. There are, however some good games by some good developers but that's rare depending on who you are, but most of them just either rip off real games or leech off of trend games so you're better off just buying a real game instead of paying 10,000 Robux for some shitty pet in adopt me or something.

"Hey baby wanna hang out later?"
"You seem like a very good guy, yeah."
"Thanks, I'm also a Roblox Developer."
"Get the fuck away from me."

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Arrested Developement

Possibly THE best show on television.

What show is even better than Degrassi? Arrested Developement.

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Development Opportunity

Basically a shit sandwich served up at your work by a senior manager, who calls it a 'development opportunity' to relieve their conscience as they should be performing this task themselves.

Manager - "I have a development opportunity for you, could you please do (insert mundane task here)?"
You - "Fuck!"

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Touge Development

Touge Development is a place where the population contains 90+ virgins and some actual cool car fans. Oh and it contains traps.

Wow man I posted porn in Touge Development and got banned.

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ever-developing

Something that continuously develops and generally does not cease to do so.

Our ever-developing technology is taking us to new heights.

Development opportunity

A responsibility or task that absolutely noone wants.

Boss: So who wants to take minutes for this two hour meeting every Friday lunchtime where we spout bullshit about stuff that nobody really cares about?
Employees: ...
Boss: But it's a DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY :)

Java Developer

Java Developer
A Java Developer isn't someone wears ripped leather jackets, a Java Developer isn't someone who codes stuff to look tough, and a Java Developer isn't someone who codes for the sake of coding. That's the definition of a C# Developer. Being a Java Developer is completely different.

Unspoken Rules of Being Java Developer:

1. First rule of being a Java Developer. A Java Developer does not talk about being a Java Developer. Period.

2. Second rule of being a Java Developer, a Java Developer does not try to be a Java Developer or look tough. A Java Developer simply is a Java Developer.

3. A Java Developer stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.

4. A Java Developer does not give up. Java Developers will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.

5. A Java Developer is not a jerk. A Java Developer does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.

6. A Java Developer knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.

7. A Java Developer does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not fights that aren't worth fighting either.

Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a Java Developer. If this happens, a Java Developer must once again prove they are worthy of being Java Developer by following the rules. A Java Developer can only be determined by the opinions of others.
C# Developer Jock: "Look at my muscles, I can bench 250lbs, I could knock any of you b/c I'm so Java Developer!"

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