Homie Device

Mobile phone. Derived from "homing device."

When I need to find my homies I use my homie device.

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marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

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Pokey Device

A stick shaped object used for various activities that involve poking. Pokey devices are often used to clear a clogged bowl or clean it of resin. Though not always used specifically in regards to marijuana use, pokey devices are also suitable for stoking a fire or loading a cannon.

"This bowl is clogged! Do you have a pokey device?"

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Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

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clipping device

anything you use to take videos of someone

“Look Tyler is about to dunk on him”
“Wait let me pull out the clipping device”

flirtation device

A person you flirt with just for fun; keeps you "afloat" in the dating world.

Oh it's not a serious relationship. He's just a flirtation device.

device cannibalism

If you charge a device with another device, like charging your smartphone with your laptop, without connecting the laptop to the power supply.

My laptop is charging my smartphone, that's device cannibalism, I know. But I need my phone right now.