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what you get when you mix mountain dew and vodka.
what vladimir didn't tell us was that the mountain dew was two thirds absolut
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someone who is addicted to mountain dew.
he is a dew drinker. Look at that dew drinker.
Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!
What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!
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The essence of life.
Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.
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Its when you take Mountain Dew and pour it in mouth( like 1/3 to a half of your mouth), you don't swallow it yet, you keep it in your mouth. You tilt you head back and then pour vodka in your mouth (like a shot or more) and swallow it like a shot. It tastes like all Mountain Dew, its amazing. Seriously, if you do it right, you can only taste the dew, its amazing.
Dude, try these Dew bombs, you can't even taste the vodka.
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A saying used to show extreme readiness for an action.
Person 1: You ready to get fucked up?
Person 2: Oh you know it. Lez Dew.
Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:
Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)
"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.