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(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy
Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.
"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"
A cop (usually of smaller stature) that is untrustworthy and flaky. Thinks that since he’s a cop, people will be scared of him and not test his authority. Does not train for his job but instead, posts pictures on Facebook in uniform (to let the ladies know he’s a cop)
Man, that dude sure runs his mouth a lot!
He’s a Dewey County Deputy, what do you expect?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?
A chicken clucks defiance.
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A Delta Chi brother who has one or more alcohol-related arrests(particularly for DUI).
Did you hear about Jackson's DUI?
Yeah man, looks like Delta Dewey Club has a new pledge!
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The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.
Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing
Dewey just like other de beaches suck ass dewey is like ocean shitty but worse only poor college kids who are wasted and gross the beach prob has cum and puke all over it
Oh you go to Dewey Beach so your like gay right
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shittiest beach ever it actually is ass annoying ass college kids
Ew you go to Dewey Beach 🏝 your gay right
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