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Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.
John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"
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When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!
Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.
Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.
When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.
Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.
Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.
Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.
caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"
delivery person: "Huh?"
When you're friend, "Kyle" has an episode of impotence, later on followed by him acquiring irritable bowel syndrome. Leaving him a "limp dicked bitch"
Haha, look at that limp dicked bitch, he couldn't bone jello.
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