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Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
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Sept 13th, send a dick pic or ask for a dick pic because it is national dick pic day, in honor of pride in your package.
It is national dick pic day today.
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April 18th
Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
Happy Small Dick Appreciation Day!
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June 15th Keydy will suck Anthony 🍆
Damn keydy it’s National dick sucking day, you know what that means
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It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there
National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking
Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
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October 21. is a national suck a dick day!
"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"
"why?"
"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
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Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.
I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.
Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
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