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A gentleman with facial features that indicate he probably has a large penis.
Normally I wouldn't date someone like that but I'm a size queen and he has big dick face so I took a chance and it paid off. I'm still sore.
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a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
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An ugly bitch
"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "
"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"
1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice
Shut the fuck up you dick faced cockmaster
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