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When a woman has previously dedicated her life or submersed herself into a man who wasn't worth shit (see e.g. fuck boi or fuck boy) (more than likely she will have multiple kids and more than one baby daddy) but only stayed around because of the dick or the lay (or fuck). She was distracted by dick, and the dick who's dick she was dicking down on, destroyed her life and may have caused either trauma or ended up in court or worse.
Distracted by the idea of dick. What she may mask as high intense feelings for you. I know, fucking hormones am I right?
In a sentence of casual conversation it would be used in the following example of context:
"I need to focus on my career and schooling right now"
"Why is that? You don't have free time for me? "
" I have time but I refuse to get DICKstracted when my exam is this week."
1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.
2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:
“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”
Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:
“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.
I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted
When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.
Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.
1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me
Synonym: cock-block
When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.
When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
Synonym: cock-block
When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.
When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.