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Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 18, 2011


Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.

I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted

by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023


Dickstracting

When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.

Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.

by DusteeCowboy April 15, 2020


Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage

While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me

by Postman54603 January 30, 2021


Dickstraction

When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.

Homegirl598-"No more Dickstraction's. Sorry boy you gotta go though FR fr!"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 24, 2019


Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch August 4, 2008


Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 28, 2016