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An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.
A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..
"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator
The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
Mr. Potato Head is a dictator.
Spuddy: "Hey there goes Mr. Potato Head!"
Frenchie: "Yea, he's a dictator!"
Spuddy: " Don't give Mr. Potato Head!"
Frenchie: "That's for sure!"
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When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he accidentally slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the asshole with his penis. He then yells, "GADDAFI!"
I totally gave Lindsay "The Libyan Dictator" last night. There was less bloodshed in the video I made.
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The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.
Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."
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The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!
The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!
The Head Man at Urban Dictionary who dictates what entries are accepted or rejected.
Urban Dixie: Please Mr. Urban Dictator, I'll do ANYTHING to get my entries on the Dick.
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