ding

Ding (Pronounced as you would hear it in the onomatopoeia word "Ding Dong" like a doorbell)

1. someone who is so stupid it just surprises you and adds their own zest and style to the stupidity.

2. a word to call your friend when fooling around and the person is making no sense or being oblivious and it's funny.

1. Wow that girl is a freakin' ding. she said that the titanic sunk in 700 B.C.

2. Hahaha, you're a ding. The camera's right in front of you!

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Ding

A small penis.

It was more like a ding than a dong, it looked like a button on a fur coat.

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dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

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ding

(v.) to reject, as in to reject a candidate from membership to a club or society.
(n.) a person rejected or worthy of rejection.

"I don't like him, let's ding him."

"That guy's a ding, let's get him out of here before he makes us look bad."

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the ding

The Ding
(THė • diNG)
(n.)

A public place where electronic gambling or gaming takes place, an imitation of the sound that slot machines make when money is added.

(Syn. )Casino

"Let's go to the Ding and spend our paychecks at a slot machine."

Ding Ding

A mysterious force that can only be truly defined upon finding it.

"Have ya found ya ding ding yet?"
"Nah, man. I'm still searching."

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ding

an exclamation that means "that's what she said," which is used to bring to attention sexual innuendo in a seemingly innocent statement. Most used in school and work settings where "that's what she said" would be conspicuous and inappropriate.

guy #1: It didn't work, it was too big and didn't fit.

guy #2: Ding.

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