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An annoying or unwanted person who latches onto others simply so they are not alone. Figuratively, like that piece of poop that latches on and does not want to let go. This person usually feels extremely uncomfortable during these situations.
There was no one to sit with at lunch today, so I awkwardly sat with a group of people I don't really talk to. I felt like such a dingleberry.
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A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!
Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?
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a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole
ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry
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Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.
I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry
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Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.
Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!
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dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole
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Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.
Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.
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