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When you are with your friends in a restaurant and it is always that friend, who mentions if they have discount for students, although he is no longer a student.
Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Jimmy: Excuse me, do you have discount for students ?
Everyone: Not again Jimmy, you complete your student years long time ago.
Jimmy: Still I am student in the school of life... So please....
Yo maaaaan you got some of those discount oranges
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Fuckinell, look at the size of that hole. Your a discount barber my son.
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A woman a man will typically only go for when hard on his luck or extremely intoxicated.
Man, last night I was so desperate I went for the discount slice.
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Flawlessly dressed in luxury clothes and items as if money was no object.
Stepped out of Louis looking like a Virgil Discount
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When someone promises to hook you up with something for cheap but you end up having to pay the full retail price or more.
"Tell him you know me, he'll give you the bro discount"
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1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.
2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.
"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."
"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"
*Pause*
"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."
"Sweet, thanks man!"
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