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a cross between an asshole and a retarded four year old
Hey dumpy dits, get the fuck outta my kitchen!
Its the dumpy dits again, Kris and Faber!!!
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To spin a dit would be to make a claim about an event which is usually extravagant but you, in your own mind believe is legitimate and such an erratic story will perhaps boost your street cred. Most other people with you will realise the nauseating exaggeration of such a story and tune promptly out.
Chris: Thats a nice house.
Mitchell: Yeah thats the same house at which my dad defused a bomb.
Chris (to companion that isn't Mitchell): Here he goes spinning dits again.
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Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
To do something, (predominately but not exclusively) under the influence of alcohol for the primary purpose of having a witty or amusing anecdote with which to regale your comtemporays.
I.e girl a to girl b:
"so then everyone else went to bed and I got a little drunk and ordered porn on my dad's credit card. You know its going to show up on his itemised bill and its going to take him less then 5 minutes to realise it isnt a site my bro would subscribe to."
girl b. "... gahhhh, gutted! why did you do that?"
girl a " I was bored ..."
girl b "and you're telling me for...?
Girl a "dit value."
Incorporated into the vernacular of a generation rapidly approaching senility in a final, futile attempt to exhibit their extensive knowledge of slang words. Unfortunately and inevitably leads to confusion, incomprehension, and finally ostricism from those whom that person is trying to impress. Most linguistics experts agree it indicates an approximate value close to zero but never having a negative value.
I didn't get dit squat back on my income taxes.
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Someone who is stupid; Mainly tourists
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