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What your mom and dad went through when u where born. They often say it’s not your fault but it is.
Jimmy: dude my parents are getting a divorce.
Timmy: what did you do.
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When 2 people stop being married. Falsely believed to hurt "the children".
I didn't care when my parents got divorced.
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A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.
Joe and Becky got a divorce, and remained friends afterwards.
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the legel seperatoin of 2 peson it couses misunderstandings or differences of opinions . the somali ppl says dee waa jilicday iguma so coto iminka wa ka dahmatey wa in aan iska furo
my exwife she doesn't gives me enough attention dee was ban ku furey
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From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
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A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse
Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!
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