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The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.

*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."

by 🎲 March 26, 2019


Borrellian Doctrine

A doctrine in which the world has been slitted into Garden and amazon jungle/zoo.In this doctrine europe/US represents the Garden of the planet and the rest of the world are classified as uncivil , poor disorderly jungle.

I am sure from his speech and type of borrellian doctrine he has already classified us among the poorest and uneducated members of his group.lets go find another candidate.

by TourageKnight May 3, 2024


False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.

Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine

by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019


Ferrous doctrine

Da infamously-"iron-clad" crock of despicable bu**s**t-legalese dat prevents "those who served" from suing Uncle Sam for service-related injuries/illnesses, even in instances where said harm resulted from da outrageously-clueless and/or shockingly-irresponsible behavior of their superiors.

On guard, soldier --- thanks to da Ferrous Doctrine, it'll be anybody's guess whether you get proper compensation if you get hurt due to any royal screw-ups by your commanding officer or staff doctor.

by QuacksO November 5, 2024


The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.

by kotwc June 1, 2024


Doctrine of Complicity

The idea that if you aren’t dedicating your life to fighting a problem, that you’re part of it and are therefore complicit in it

People who subscribe to the Doctrine of Complicity believe it’s a strong call to action, but critics say it’s a guilt trip designed to make you feel guilty

by I Like To Define Words October 11, 2023


DOCTRINE

reDoctrine:
some one ,acting like they are a doctor providing a professional opinion with not valid back ground of degree of study's.

Provides medical advice , with out a degree , not a medical doctor , no education or medical knowledge or study . , an impostor , a unlicensed medical advisor , not a nurse, or anyone of any study of a medical assistant or any thing in or to do with the area of medical .... what so ever!

Dude , your not a doctor ...dont try to ReDoctine me about my medical condition . I need a real medical evaluation from a real medical licence doctor , not a impostor . your not even a practitioner, not a provider, not a specialist and sure dont have a master's or PhD . Some 1 who has no legal insite or experience in medical field! just some one giving there opinion . DONT TRY TO ReDoctrine me about a illness. or , evaluate my condition . your not a professional !

by ND&DR May 12, 2021