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A doctrine in which the world has been slitted into Garden and amazon jungle/zoo.In this doctrine europe/US represents the Garden of the planet and the rest of the world are classified as uncivil , poor disorderly jungle.
I am sure from his speech and type of borrellian doctrine he has already classified us among the poorest and uneducated members of his group.lets go find another candidate.
The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.
Person 1) my dicks 12” long
Person 2) that’s false doctrine
When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.
If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.
Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.
Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.
Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine
The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.
I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine
when you say all that you need to say and nothing else.