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Means to give oral sex to the male penis. This does not include any other foreign objects.
"I forced that bitch to give me sloppy dog bomb ass head."
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literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"
Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
my friend's dog who is a total fat ass mother fucker
me: dude
friend: what?
me: ur dog is a stefans fat ass dog!
friend: i know
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It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
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Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
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Ugly Ass Dog, its a dog named akira who is now dead as hell and a gacha heat
Tony ur friends Ugly Ass Dog is dead also ur the only person going to the funeral