On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.
This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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may 1st is the day to go spent the day with your dog. you can do homework with your dog next to them. after that play with them, feed them treats and you cant be mad at them or yell at them!
person 1; spends time with their dog
person 2: why are you spending time with your dog
person 1: its national dogs day