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1. 6 Quarters
2. A dick and two balls
Hey Billy, do you got a dollar fifty?
No, I don't have any money on me.
Everybody laughs at Billy for saying he doesn't have a dick or balls.
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Sexual favors given in exchange for products or services in lieu of actual currency.
Skank: Hey, Rick. I really need a ride to the airport.
Rick: I'm low on gas money. Can you contribute to the fund?
Skank: Umm, no, but I can pay you in slut dollars.
Rick: Sold!
5 dollars is a bill that has a number 5 on it. 5 dollars is also the most iconic bill in the whole world cuz of how much stuff costs, and with 5 dollars you can buy nearly everything that is cheap. For instance, a bag of chips or a pizza
I was walking down the street and I saw 5 dollars on the floor. It was the luckiest day of my life, and I spent the 5 dollars on a cheeseburger
The act of getting liquored up, purchasing cheeseburgers from the dollar menu, opening them, and throwing them at hookers from a moving vehicle.
Mike1: Hey my girlfriend is going out of town this weekend
Mike2: Want to go Dollar Cheeseburgering while she's gone?
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What's cool.
You know what's cooler than a million dollars?
A billion dollars.
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A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)
She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.
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OLD,OLD soca song that we still play at caribbean parties
Forget de small change! I wan big dollar wine!
dolla dolla dolla dolla dolla dolla....
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