If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

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YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.

Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!

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You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

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your shoes don't have shoe strings

The act of being naive when a racial slur is directed at you.

You're so white your shoes don't have shoe strings.

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Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

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i don't really have one

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.

You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.

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