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commonly shorted to DCM
used as a response to a negative comment/diss/action against oneself where your cred is being damaged
probably originating with the term "cat" describing someone more hiphoppity hip than yourself who may inadvertently make you look lame, therefore "catting" you.
Tyrone: heard you sharted the other night bro?
Joe: yo don't cat me blud.
Sam: yo where are your straighteners blud
Gregory: (continues listening to biggie/jiving/having intercourse)
Sam: YO stop catting me broseph.
Patrick: wanna start?
Chuck: DCM blud.
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If someone is giving off bad vibes and giving you sass, this can be said to get them to back off .
Person A: 'You look like a slug'
Person B: 'Mate, don't vibe me.'
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1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.
2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.
1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.
2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."
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When someone is getting aggressive and in your face, this can be said to let them know and to make them back down
yo mate we're all friends here, don't vibe me.
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Don't be fake; don't lie to me
Don't glitter me--do these shoes look good with this outfit?
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An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.
Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Person A
Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)
Isn't that FUNNY?
Person B
That's not true,
Person A
don't Snopes me, bro!
Person B
(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
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Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."
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