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Sperm Donater

A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.

Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"

by Sperm donater! August 16, 2009

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donate blood

What a ghetto girl asks you to do after you break up with her. It means that she is going to get her gang to beat you.

Babe, come over tomorrow. I need you to donate blood.

by WhiteGuyWhoLovesLife January 28, 2009

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Organ donation

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"

Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!

by Richter Ass October 25, 2020


Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.

After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!

by shitcrap February 17, 2021


PLS DONATE

A Roblox donation game that is really popular.
All you do is donate to people that have Gamepasses, T-shirts, pants, and shirts

Beggar 1: Hey, can you donate me some robux i’m poor

Person: I’m broke too…. sorry

Beggar 1: Pls donate me robux, I will pay you back afterwards i promise

Person: alright, that’s enough, i’ve had it with the begging nonsense, why not go buy yourself your own robux, huh?

Beggar 1: But.. I can’t, I’m broke in real life too…

by candyxxmayxii March 21, 2023

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goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.

"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."

by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019


donate a virgil

To donate a stupidly low amount of money to a charitable cause.

Refers to Virgil Abloh's $50 donation shared on his Instagram story, which was met with backlash due to his immense wealth.

Person 1: Did you see the GoFundMe in my bio?
Person 2: Yeah, I thought I'd just donate a virgil because I needed the clout.

by lidlwifi June 2, 2020