Doob

An individual who has been plagued with genetic or self-inflicted oral oddities which are consequently extremely annoying to normal people.

i.e.: Man, that Jodie Foster is such a doob!

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doob

A man's breasts; "dude boobs"
alternative to moob.

Dude's got some of the biggest doobs I've ever seen!

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Doob

The cross between a douche and a boob.

"wow your ugly"
"dont talk to me you doob"

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doob

a condom! also knows as "the doobinator"

"yo iz doobin ma doob doob"

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doob

someone who has sexual intercourse with animals

man, you are such a doob

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Doob

Even worse then noob.

OMFG you're sucha doob!

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Doob

Someone who fits both the categories of a doosh and a n00b. They often try to be a genuine doosh (AKA spiked hair, white sunglasses, fake tan, doing pushups in public, posting shirtless pictures of themselves on Facebook, etc.), but fail miserably which makes them a n00b.

This word is great to use around your parents because while insulting, it is not recognizable as derogatory to the older generation.

Brooke: Wow, get a load of this guy.
Gus: What.
Brooke: He's constantly posting shirtless pictures of himself on Facebook.
Gus: How many people are on his friend's list?
Brooke: 29. Cuz nobody likes him.
Gus: What a doob.

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