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when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs
Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?
Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!
WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.
HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.
A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does
Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
A sexual party involving multiple males and 1 female almost like a gang bang but worse
So wassup you tryna have a doozie ?
When two males perform sexual acts on a female
Bro she’s definitely down for the doozie tonight !