Lay Down a Bunt

While giving you a two-fisted handjob your girlfriend slides her top hand up your shaft while bending your cock almost horizontal and away from her to avoid getting splooged on.

"My old lady nearly tore my cock off trying to lay down a bunt last night."

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log

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lay down or stay down

you either with us or you against us
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laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

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lay down the murder game

To participate in the act of killing ones rivals, former friends, or any punk muthafucka who who talks shit, or double crosses them.

Yo that nigga Calvin was talking shit so i had to lay down the murder game down real quick and that nigga is invisible now.

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Lay down some G's

Shahbaz's phrase for putting thousands of pounds towards something.

Guy: I went to a club on Saturday and got a table...
Other Guy: Bet you had to lay down some G's....

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Lay down a straw man

Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.

I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.

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