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An ugly woman, especially an elderly one, because she has wrinkled skin and long, sharp fingernails. Akin to "dog" which is usually used to refer to an unattractive younger woman.
Old Mrs. Gondorf is a real dragon.
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A girl whos armpits reak like a fat construction worker's, and her breath will make you vomit. When she opens her mouth to talk, it likes a dragon burning crops with fire. And when she moves her arms, its like a dragon's wings causing everything nearby to wilt and die from the stench.
From far away, Mary is hot as hell. But she nearly knocked me out when I got within 5 feet of her. That bitch is a dragon!
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New: Your dragon is your inner strength, and spirit. Its strong, and powerful. It flies the skies freely watching. It protects its self. It does not fear others in its way. Everyone has a dragon in them, it's just yours is either free or not. If your dragon is free you are a strong individual that doesn't scar easily or get put down with one shot. Its free and beautiful.
I have set free my inner dragon.
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To dragonize something is to turn it into a dragon via folding, drawing, taping cardboard, etc. If you wanted to Dragonize a picture of a polar bear, you would draw spines, wings, horns, a tail, etc on it to make its appearance both medieval and frightening
Anything in the world can be dragonized, to dragonize your own dog, simply make a costume out of cardboard (color of you choice). and tie it with string.
"dude, i was so bored during Bio today, so i decided to dragonize the animals on that handout she gave us."
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Thou shalt not slay thy dragon, thy dragon shalt slay thou.
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#1 A large fictional beast that flys around breathing fire
#2 Deez nuts joke
#1 I just killed the ender dragon from the game: Minecraft
#2 Dragon? Dragon (Dragging) deez nuts across your face
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When a male is getting oral, he makes the woman deepthroat him. As he orgasms it comes out of her nose
The dragon causes sinus problems
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