drop the kids off at the pool

The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.

While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool

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drop the kids off at the pool

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.

"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

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dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a shit.

Right Dave I'm just off to drop the kids off at the pool.

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Dropped the kids off at the pool

Filling a girl's belly button up with sperm.

Dude, last night I pulled out of Jenny just in time and dropped the kids off at the pool!

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drop the kids off at the pool

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

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Dropping the kids off at the pool

Taking a shit bitch!!!

As my stomach started to rumble I just knew it was time to drop the kids off at the pool!!!

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drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds

We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!

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