drunk

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise

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Drunk

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

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Drunk

a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.

I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.

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drunking

the stage where your particularly drunken state and still drinking heavily

answering the phone and saying "im drunking" letting the other person know what you are doing and how you are at the same time

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drunk

Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.

God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.

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Drunk

shitfaced

you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.

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Drunk

A word defining a person who had consume too much alcohol.
Many people act in different ways when drunk.

girl 1: mannn i was so drunkk last night i was in and out of Blackouts.
girl 2: ya you were acting crazy.
girl 1: like what
girl 2: first you were laughing inslanley let everyone no what was on your mind and fuck some guy

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