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nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.

Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.

by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022


duvet welding

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)

Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.

by ManMitre April 28, 2010


duvet girl

girls who typically have tote bags and only wear thrifted clothes. their favorite songs are duvet and dark red and spend a lot of time looking for crystals.
they most likely wanted curtain bangs at some point too.

yo, your such a duvet girl.”
suck the fuck up.”

by he aysnbtynn September 16, 2022


Put a duvet on it

When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.

"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.

by Crunchbarcunt September 13, 2019


Duvet-slug

The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.

I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..

by Ciara444 December 14, 2011


duvet baby

Another phase for {sugar baby} used in black ghettos.

I friend recommended that I get myself a duvet baby because they are easier on the finances to keep.

by Another Sugar Daddy May 15, 2018


ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles

Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit

by ChungledownBim January 6, 2024