Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.
Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.
To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.
girls who typically have tote bags and only wear thrifted clothes. their favorite songs are duvet and dark red and spend a lot of time looking for crystals.
they most likely wanted curtain bangs at some point too.
“yo, your such a duvet girl.”
“suck the fuck up.”
When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.
"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.
The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.
I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..
Another phase for {sugar baby} used in black ghettos.
I friend recommended that I get myself a duvet baby because they are easier on the finances to keep.
Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles
Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit