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A place where you can by a man to dress up as Larry Bird and dig you a hole.
I need a 1987 figurine of a globe that is hand painted. Where can i find that? TRY eBay!
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a wonderous place on the internet that supplies me w/ hours of laughfter, fears, joy, and so many other emotions I can't even describe. Also it's the only place online where you can find peeps dumb enough to pay $5 for a sailor moon tooth brush =_=
Prisitine: Oh what did ya get on ebay?
SB: A buncha nifty sailor moon toys I had been looking for! ^_^
Pristine: How much did ya end up paying?
SB: $5.00 for the auction and $200 for s+h
Prisitne: O.O......
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A website auction where you rip people off because they're stupid or people rip you off because you're stupid. See: Napster
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A person who can find anything and sell it to you, ie. a drug dealer that can get you anything you need!
(your dealer who can get anything from schedule 2 substances to stolen 64" plasma televisions, You call him eBay)
They used to call richard eBay!
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The place where I keep 80% of my income!
Honey, I just bought Genuine Babe Ruth autographed Aluminum bat for $200.00!
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Ever wondered why Ebay is an addiction?
There is a subliminal messege in the title E.B.A.Y.
(E)veryone (B)uys (A)ll (Y)ear
&
(Y)ou (A)re (B)uying (E)verything
Everyone Buys All Year
You Are Buying Everything
on EBay
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An endless, nearly global electronic yard sale with every other word of advertising copy misspelled or misused; the best thing that ever happened to fatten and sustain the bottom lines of UPS and FedEx; but sometimes a great way to get what you want since junk commandeered the marketplace.
"Irregardless of price, this amazing (old electric fan, classic Harris Tweed jacket, tired old toaster, marvelous Advent loudspeaker, and so forth) can be liek new if you'll put in more effrot then I planned to when I buoght it off eBay last moth, and I only carge a small handlign fee (enough to pay my car insurance for next month) + shipping." Aaaargh.
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