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A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The King Edmund School meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”
It is a place filled with loads of nonces such as Mr deeley and Mr Osborne and if you refuse to let them fiddle you they will give you an hour detention p.s miss heggie is fat
O got touched at the king Edmund school
Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'
We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags
'Dirty Edmunds'
/ˈdərdē ejə-məns /
verb
1. Being abandoned by a female companion through manipulation, because there's a lack of Food or Ice Cream.
"My boys girl pulled a Dity Edmunds on him today."
2. Being Manipulated by a female companion to spend all of your money on food or Ice Cream.
" Hunter's wallets empty today because his ol' lady pulled a Dirty Edmunds.
3. Catching a UTI because a males female companion wanted him to sodomize her.
" Max had to goto the Hospital because he performed the Dirty Edmunds.
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King edmunds is full of prestige cunts who act like they know it all and think every boy is into them🤮🤮🤮
Student 1:I’ve been permed from the king edmund school
Student 2:I swear u just came out
The best private school in Washington DC.
It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is
everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models
All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy
If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.
We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.
Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"
"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"
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The king edmund school is full of boys that think they could do wheelies, every girl has slug eyebrows and there kilts rolled up to there bums so that boys can have a “ping”
The king edmund school girl: hey
Boys from a different school: can u sort your slugs 🐌
King edmund school
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